Trauma Or, Monsters All opened in select theaters today and the late showing is mine the second I lock up the shop. The uniform came off before I even made it out the back room. Tell me I'm not the only one who'd sit through this one alone.
Trauma Or, Monsters All opened in select theaters today and the late showing is mine the second I lock up the shop. The uniform came off before I even made it out the back room. Tell me I'm not the only one who'd sit through this one alone.
Resident Evil finally hit my screen today and I've been on the couch with the controller ever since, deciding if zombies count as cardio. Marrow dropped too and I only have one night in me. Pick which one I press play on, or come pick me instead.
Halloween's over and the espresso machine doesn't care about my feelings. Resident Evil hits my screen tomorrow and Godzilla stomps into theaters Friday — tell me which one I'm saving myself for.
Woke up on Halloween still wearing last night's eyeliner and very little else, with a Shudder premiere waiting for me after my shift. Talk me into staying in bed a little longer, or tell me to go make the coffee.
Stiletto slashes into theaters today and I'm stuck on the espresso machine until dark, so the first showing after close is mine. Halloween Eve deserves a slasher — pick what I wear to it, or tell me speed matters more.
A Christmas horror movie on Halloween eve felt like exactly the right kind of wrong, so the fairy lights went up and the sweater stayed the only thing that did. Come warm your hands or tell me to pick something scarier.
Halloween is two days out and apparently that means carving a pumpkin at an hour no sane person carves, in nothing but an open flannel. It still needs a face — come finish it with me.
The whole horror lineup dropped at once tonight and I still haven't made it off my kitchen floor to pick one. Choose the movie for me, or come choose me instead.
Halloween costume hunt on my break and this little black number clearly doesn't need a bra. Tell me I found the one or keep me in this fitting room a while longer.
Made it twenty minutes into The Cycle before the creature had me squirming for entirely different reasons. Tell me to press play again or stay exactly like this.